• dad: how do you put fuck into leave me alone? like leave me alone fuck or leave fuck me alone?
  • me: (lollin) it's leave me the fuck alone
  • dad: so it's "the fuck" you have to put it before the last word right? like get the fuck out and shut the fuck up
  • me: (super lollin)i guess so
  • dad: what about i want to kill you? i want to kill the fuck you? that doesn't sound right
  • me: (rofflin) well you're modifying kill this time so you need to use a gerund so it's i want to fucking kill you
  • dad: oh. see it's so easy to take language for granted! like chris rock, he uses fuck, shit, what the fuck, motherfuck, in all his sentences and it is so smooth